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TACO! TACO! TACO! OLEEEEE
hey ladies and gentlemen. welcome to my stupendous web page! wheee. yeah anyways mo freakers, my name is emily. i am a meer child from phoenix arizona, and skateboarding is my life niggas. hehe. yep this website has no real purpose. it is just here to take up space and consume my time. wow fun aint it? well yeah if u have any questions or comments (they better be good jk) about this them im me.
my aim name is sE3k sk8Co
thank you very much. muchos gracias
-when in doubt - poke it with a stick.
-don't make me mad, i'm running out of places to hide the bodies
-if vegetarians love animals so much, why do they eat all their food?
-why is it that bullets ricocheted off superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
-if life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a water gun and squirt other people in the eyes
-never say "oops!" always say "ah, interesting
The Completely Pointless Personality Quiz
how ironic...
shut yer mouth you pumpkin pie haircutted freak!!!
PUMPKIN PUMPKIN |
Still, i have no idea...
yes, as im sure i just mentioned, this website has absolutely no purpose, except to cure me boredom. lucky you to have stumbled upon it... hehe. i will now use my text space, to acknowlege every one and i hold dear in my life. aka shout outs!
sabree- hello ta-day-bwee! you are a gay dork and i love you so much. remember that one night at ur house when we made mexican food and made a total mess? then it was raining outside so wwe went and skated that curb? whee that was fun!
kt- whats up buttercup? i love you you are the coolest. i think you should aspire to become a skater and we can skate some time. ok buh bye.
♥COLIN♥- hey baby! i love you so so much! more than you think! weve had some great times, and its been a blast hanging out. yeah im glad we finally got together. sorry about our stalkers, were just too hot. jk. cant wait till we move into that fort behind exxon. well i love ya. bye. |
I hate skateboarding (sarcasm)
skaters are gay. kill them all. i hate them. what kind of a moron would ever have fun pushing around a peice of wood with wheels? not me.. oh no! im too goot for skaters. they suck. i hate skateboarding. lets get cops to abolish it. we can arrest them. one skater at a time. i hate skateboarding, kill it! kill them! close down skate shops, do whatever you have to do to end the path of destruction!! SKATIEBOARDING is a crime!!!
haha my ass skateboarding can survive anywhere! bwahaha! nice try conformity you can never stop skateboarding.
i promised myself this website would not be about only skating, but i have no life. SKATEBOARDING IS MY LIFE. well that and my friends and my boyfriend, but my friends are skateboaring. omg this site is sooo gay hahaha. |
SOME NEAT BUMPER STICKERS
yeah here are some neat bumper stickers that are just sure to tickle your fancy... enjoy, or die
-I speed up for small fury animals.
-I love cats. They taste like chicken.
-Stop animal experimentation - Use lawyers
-Can I have your number, I'll call you when my dog is in heat.
-Sweet guys open my heart, smart guys open my mind, but only fine guys can open my legs.
-If you've been bad, go to your room. If you WANT to be bad, go to mine!
-If sex won't come to you, advertise!
crailtap
SEND ME MONEY
dont ask, just do it. |
Who is this mysterious child?
why, it is kelly mccoy! wheee. to visit her web page, click here or die
email katie |
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